Master Bait N' Switch

When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)

Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!

Guy2: WTF? No way!!

Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.

Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!

by Touched Fondly February 5, 2007

ghetto switch

Noun. moment when one reacts to another's bad actions and resorts to displaying pissed, rude, ignant and/or sometimes even violent-as-hell behavior ( may follow wit a string of choice and/or humiliating) words in order to let another or others know that they will no longer accept being messed with.

"Today I had dis fool at my job saying i can't hold mah job down and was getting all loud and rude wit me, so dat's when I flipped da ghetto switch on his ass."

by ghettos secret November 16, 2006

Sissy Switch

Another Word for an electric start on a motorcycle.

Look that pussy is using his Sissy Switch. Real men Kick Start their motorcycles.

by KsDtoday May 5, 2011

Discord switch

Someone who cannot just be a discord kitten or a discord mod

Bro are they a discord kitten or a discord mod??
They’re a discord switch obviously

by PureHawty August 25, 2022

nebraska switch

When you take the adhesive off half a skin and add it to another two skins to form a long skin, commonly used in relation to weed smoking

Ah shit we're out of long skins, I'll pull the ol' nebraska switch and make my own

by Tommyshlug October 30, 2022

Double Sam Switch

Switching shifts at work, with a catch. Co-worker works your shift today, and you'll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out "sick"), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end.

"Hey, where's Sam? Didn't she switch shifts with Wayne?'"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"

by dumb waiter June 21, 2016

Sit down, switch it off

What Mr. David says when ur not reading

Lss kid: *Texting*

Mr David: SIt dOWn, sWItch iT oFF

Lss kid: *Ignores*

^
Reaction depends on the student

by Heylook March 13, 2019