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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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National suck a dick day

On October 7 every girl has to suck their boyfriends or best friends dick
Guy: you know what day it is
Girl: October 7
Guy: it’s national suck a dick day
by anonymous October 6, 2021
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National suck dick day

National suck dick day Is all about sucking your boyfriend/husband dick don’t matter how old you or your significant other is you get down there and suck that dick
Omg 😮 today is National suck dick day time to get home
by B, si en Chess August 1, 2019
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Suck your dick sexy

A man that is so sexy your ready to drop to your knees like a lil slut and suck his dick at any given time or place
Edwin is so suck your dick sexy that's a dick I'd like to suck any day , Rachel is a slut for suck your dick sexy guys
by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024
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suck dick day

this is national suck dick day (24th June)

SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE
person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day
by joshhyboi June 21, 2021
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Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out
by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022
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sucks dick for m&ms

A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.
"This party sucks dick for M&Ms"
by Nooneyouknowmateyboy December 28, 2013
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