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The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
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Kicking the Stump

"Kicking the stump" refers to engaging in activities that are ultimately unproductive and futile, often imposed by an employer or authority figure, despite their lack of meaningful impact or effectiveness. These actions are typically repetitive, redundant, and serve little purpose beyond fulfilling arbitrary or bureaucratic requirements. This term captures the essence of tasks that waste time and resources without contributing to any significant outcome or progress.
Despite knowing the prospects had already declined the offer due to higher prices, the sales team spent their afternoon kicking the stump by making follow-up calls, as mandated by their manager.
by The Irony Insurgent July 9, 2024
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stump

A chick with such a bangin body that you couldn't care less what she looks like.
As in, "she could even just have a stump up there and I wouldn't care".
by unleadedblues September 8, 2020
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Saskatchewan stump puller

When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob
Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.
by Tarukrueger December 29, 2022
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patrick stump fan

Patrick stump fan: is a socially awkward human being exept when it comes to defending Patrick stump. They think Patrick stump is a tiny marshmallow of cuteness and love how short he is.
Patrick stump fan: Patrick stump is so little I love it

Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?

Patrick stump fan: *turns head slowly* EXCUSE ME?!? Pete wentz is the bassist for fall out boy, Patrick stump is the lead singer and he's my little marshmallow of adorableness and if you say otherwise you're DEAD!!

Pete wentz fan: *slowly walks away*
by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL January 2, 2017
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stumps

The biggest thug in Mississauga.. Resides at Tim Hortons Central
Yo you seen stumps? He owes me money.
by Mikey gsr June 9, 2020
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silly tree stump

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'
by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025
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