Stoner boy

The hottest guy you will ever meet

Damn I always fall for stoner boys, they are so hot

by Straightfuckinfacts October 31, 2019

Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.

Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.

by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

stoner hibernation

ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC

John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day

by TheTallestPsychonaut July 20, 2023

Stoner cuck

A guy who smokes weed to forget the fact he is a cuckold, typically getting cucked by large black males who look like Carl Weathers.

Person 1: ‘I’m just smoking to forget mannnn’
Person 2: ‘Jeez mate you’re such a stoner cuck’

by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020

stiletto stoner

fairly young women (who can afford stilettos in the first place) with reputable jobs and families who smoke weed

an example of a stiletto stoner would be 25 year old lawyer confesses to smokeing a joint in her bubble bath after a long day of work.

by non reputable pot head September 22, 2009

Stoner Chair

The couch or comfortable seat that many smokers sit on when baked. Many good memories are from this chair and it grows in sentimental value but always seems to smell like shit!

Dude, Tod was in his room gettin high all day on his stoner chair.

by High Asian October 4, 2008

Stoner Nazi

A pot smoker who has little interest in politics except when the topic of legalization comes up. They then become highly animated and rant about why it should be legalized. Their body language and speech patterns become reminiscent of Hitler giving rally speeches.

Don't get Dave started on legalization, he'll turn stoner nazi on you.

by Deadmanstalking August 27, 2008