Steven Segal

1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.

Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...

I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.

by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008

cat stevens

A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.

"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."

by Tavis February 14, 2006

Steven Universe

A sad show about a neckless half-human, half space rock that has a dead mom. oh yeah and theres also gay space rocks and three angry but big gay space rocks called the Diamonds

Karen: Steven Universe is for kids

Amy: I cried for five hours when it ended

by GaySpaceRock0w0 October 6, 2020

Thievin’ Steven

The act, during a cornhole game, of “accidentally” miscounting the score in your own favor.

“Wait, wait . . . You only have 12, not 13. Don’t pull a Thievin’ Steven.”

by HandsomeHamburgers October 31, 2019

Steven Gawking

The creepy mouth-breather guy at the mall who sits motionless & stares at young girls at the food court while drooling on himself.

OMG, Melissa. Pull up your shirt, Steven Gawking over there

by mikebellman October 29, 2011

Steven Grant

the best personality of moon knight, solos all of fiction

marc spector: im so conflicted in my decisions of the past
jake lockley: i kill for the sake of protection
steven grant (chad): i just beat the shit out of some bad guys with no prior experience, and also punched the shit out of some random gargoyle that couldve easily ripped me in half

by sexydous May 19, 2022

steven schibi

Assistant principal at HVRHS. Just like the school itself he is a very shitty person. he couldn’t give 2 fucks less about your mental health it’s all about finding that nicotine and dab pens. he’s constantly up everyone’s ass and he’s always searching people. short story: {he’s an asshole}

Steven schibi is gay.
black men fuck steven schibi in the ass

by stoner bitchassssss December 17, 2019