stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

stealth update

A stealth update is when a game updates without telling you about it, this is a common problem for games on steam which can update without consent or warning

Gamer: Pheew, i spent hours modding a game
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!

by Wolf14Vargen14 July 27, 2024

Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023

Stealth Pig

A person who attempts to appear as if they are refined or otherwise proper when they are in fact promiscuious or a sexually aggressive predator.

Don't trust John he may seem like a nice guy but he really is a stealth pig.

by Nitek July 16, 2011

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is where you cum inside of a girl, pull out and then act like you're finishing, but you already did.

Dude I totally used the stealth bomber method on this bitch from Kentucky, and she was a virgin!

by ne0virginstealer November 30, 2011

Stealth-Lobster

A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..

Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"

Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"

by StealthLobster November 6, 2009

Stealth Baby

A DND character who is used for stealth purposes. A particularly sneaky character who you want to hide and is good at hiding.

Friend: Ah.. Dang I forgot to hide my stealth baby
Me: Always remember to hide your stealth baby.

by Soulful_Gingee January 5, 2019