squeezing the tomato was a term I heard in a song that remixed the macarena, with the word masterbater, in the original's stead. Squeezing the tomato is a term that means materbate, I'm not quite sure if it is just male, or females can use this slang as well.
yo, man, so I was watching porn last night, holy crap! I was squeezing the tomato before I realized it was two dudes! Does that make me gay?
by Mercedes Bends May 27, 2007
My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.
I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.
I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
"squeeze my weenier " is a term that ohmwrecker/masked-gamer said whilst trying to get a point in cards against humanity and still get ad revenue at the same time but because YouTube is so bad he or his friends wont get ads anyway because the ad-pocalypse has struck
3rd grade boy: hey girl ya wanna go under the stairs after period 3 and squeeze my weenier ?
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl
girl: still no yet impressive
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl
girl: still no yet impressive
by yaboilucabray2005 March 30, 2019
by louie longlegs July 01, 2012
by y33t September 26, 2017
"Squeeze one out" can have many euphemistic meanings:
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four
1)"they squeezed out a victory, 1-0"
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.
by Hamid2547 October 03, 2010
(verb): To deride someone verbally about fundamental aspects of the person's life. Generally, the derision is done by a baby boomer towards a younger person, normally generation y. The term was used extensively in David Foster Wallace's posthumously published novel "The Pale King." Squeezing someone's shoes goes beyond good nature ribbing or teasing because it isolates more serious qualities in the person whose shoes are being squeezed (i.e. career, or other serious existential questions).
Damn, Dad is really going to squeeze your shoes about dropping out of college and your general mid 20's malaise.
by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014