squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by aja1988 September 13, 2011

squeeb

John Zumpf (a.k.a "Little John")

Dude, Little John is a squeeb.
"What's a squeeb?"
A squeeb is Little John.

by DJT1989 January 25, 2011

squeeb

A rogue who is always on the bottom of the damage charts.

Man, look at that squeeb, he sucks.

by roflha October 2, 2006

squeeb

1. Also, a person who sucks farts out of dead skunks.

My friend Kevin commonly associates with squeebs.

by Athene Airheart April 18, 2004

Squee

The female equivalent of 'Schwing.'

Damn, that man is fine...squee!

by agent compassion December 28, 2005

squeege

When you need to piss in a public bathroom and there is a gay lawyer using the only urinal , and he wants you to squeeze by his ass to get to the stall, whilst he has pud in hand.

I have to use the restroom...you can squeege by if you like.

by Nallywood July 1, 2004

squee

Squee is a short term for the word square, or cigarette.

Dude #1: "Yo dude let me get a squee."
Dude #2: "You want a Newport?"
Dude #1: "Fuck that, I'll run up to Circle K and get a pack of Marlboro 27s)

by TyGuy420 March 4, 2008