Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips

Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here

by MoneyWay November 24, 2019

master sprinter

often used for people who run faster than lightning itself when thinking that someone is hurt or in danger when no one even needed their assistance, but most likely would slip and fall while doing it

“OH MY GOD JAY ARE YOU OKAY?!”
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*

by i hope my mom doesnt see this March 19, 2020

Egg spritzer

Just another slang for a woman squirting

Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress

by anonymous September 14, 2020

seasonal sprite

short

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Honolulu Spritzer

The little known but popular Honolulu spritzer is a water sport. When your on the back of a boat and you get smacked by some water and your girl shakes her hair like a dog and the sprinkles hit you making you tickle some kine a way.

Did you hear? Jerry got a Honolulu spritzer and there getting hitched.

by Smatar January 23, 2021

Ummmm_sprite

Ummmm_sprite is a very special specimen, the specimen is known for sleeping all the time and they speak of something known as "thin ice"

Eg: where is ummmm_sprite?
They are sleeping

by Fexolo April 23, 2021

fart spliter

Another word for a string-tanga.
Originates from the behavior of farts passing by the string and gettin split in half.

Guy: damn, tanisha is so hot in her new fart spliter! I hope the little fly-by's didnt had to suffer too much :(

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021