The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020
Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that
Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that
Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0
by Brain hurt March 24, 2020
A phrase used to suggest to someone they should stop complaining and get over their problem (see get over it) because no-one is listening. See also whinger
by MrAndy January 07, 2008
Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.
by shoegirl1990 August 11, 2011
by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018
Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
by Moose1184 October 28, 2018
by Doctor. Dover December 05, 2013