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Sploogian

(sploo gee en) Noun. A girl that loves the man juice.
That girl last night was a total sploogian. She drained me.
by Füktard January 29, 2009
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shlootbag

An essex girl who likes male attention so much that she is willing to do anything to get it, particularly when intoxicated. Also, a general term to describe a girl who likes to get around.
Pipe down you absolute shlootbag!

That gash is a proper shlootbag!
by ratman3 March 17, 2009
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Sploogicant

In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.
by iam2eeyore November 10, 2009
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sploogein

Losing control of yourself in what is not necessarily an erotic situation.
"I was wearing my new corduroys commando style and started sploogein everywhere!"
by JohnCreasy February 26, 2011
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splooge magnet

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet
by Carlo999 June 30, 2011
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slootette

A follower in a group of sloots

A Sloot in training

Someone who follows the Sloot Queen
Look at those slootettes with her, they are like sheep

It looks like that slootette is learning from the Sloot Queen, soon she'll be a full-fledged Sloot
by Slummo November 5, 2011
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sloot machine

originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.

Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.
Hey Jon, did you see that sloot machine down the river? what a train wreck!
by ezraJ May 13, 2014
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