splinky

a cigerette containing herbal substances eg. weed

fancy sharing a splinky?

this splinky is good shit!

by spaka January 13, 2004

sploit

One of skeeters Elephants or horses

Oh look momy boBo the elephants is fucking sploit the horse. Or.
Oh lokk momy sploit the elephant if fucking rocky the horse...

by Mohammad abdel chalim elzain mirami zolfaghari fro July 20, 2003

sploit

The first shot of cum when a man busts a nut.

It went sploit right in her eye.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.

Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.

by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010

Splink

To flick someone in the face for saying stupid things, also used in the form of a game, can be lots of fun
You can get rid of this by counting to 5 and you can get out of the game by paying each member of the game $1

1st Person (Very White): I smoked a joint in my hood
2nd Person: Splink
1st Person: 1-2-3-4-5

by Bill O'Reily March 1, 2004

sploink

1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization

didnt u hear i want to sploink you

by haskinzzz59 July 7, 2009