splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 1, 2004

Splitter Scuffers

A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good

Jack- look at my cars new rims
Alex- you should post it on splitter scuffers like the other gays

by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014

Splitter

Heard in Monty Python's "Life of Brian." From "Beard-splitter" a late 18th/early 19th century man on man insult meaning lecherous wench bedder. "Beard" was a colloquialism for what is today called "beaver." Apparently, it was degrading to be regarded as a womanizer then, though it's totes gangsta now. This is called "progress."

Oi, splitter! Bloody Roman lover!

Them Judean People's Front lot's a bunch of ruddy splitters!

by Sulu-lu September 8, 2018

vag splatter

when a girl you are fucking cums and it splatters everywhere and makes a huge fucking mess.

LAURA! you vag splattered all over my fucking wall! im gonna kick your vag splattering ass.

by ilikevagvagvagkurtandmitch May 23, 2010

splitter

When a female sharts while wearing a thong.

The seat of Tina's jeans were equally shitty, due to the splitter she was wearing.

by jayzone5 June 10, 2008

splatter

To ejaculate onto a bitches face so that there is a gooey messy coating of cum on her face

I just gave that hoe a splatter

by Dickman June 21, 2003

Splatter Spree

The Sexual act of ejaculating on five girl's faces at the same time. The act must have semen on each girls face within four second to cover each female.

Dude, i totally just splatter spreed those bitches over there.

by Silent J and Tdols November 3, 2010