sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.

"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"

by Jim J January 27, 2006

monkey spoon feet

The inability to provide a statement or answer to a question that actually makes logical sense. Often better to think before speaking. Statement such as "Be careful of meetings because sometimes meetings are only as useful as the meeting itself".

When someone says something that adds zero value or only makes sense in their mind, simply respond with monkey spoon feet.

by Munnling November 27, 2006

spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

by im anthony April 14, 2004

spoon

Depending on who you are apparently, a romantic embrace that is void of sexual intercourse, or a position for sex. I dunno, they seem to be a little different.

we spooned last night!

geez, all we did was spoon last night...

by ajxthelesser July 2, 2005

spoondagle

A male or female who is physically unattractive and has no personality

The mean ugly person that you can't stand

by Stevo January 1, 2005

Spoon Licker

A creepy pervert that looks at you like you are on the menu and like he/she would like to lick the front and back of a spoon clean after sampling a steaming heaping spoon full of poop from your butt. A freak that has a spoon fetish, and a staring problem.

"He just loves his peanut butter like a Spoon Licker. That old Spoon Licker wants a taste of you. Are you on the menu? Because that Spoon Licker can't take his eyes off of you.

by Joe Hucklebuckle April 27, 2009

Spoon Pic

On forums when some one posts something unbelievable, you say spoon pics, and they have to post a picture of the event with a spoon somewhere in it.

"Dude I slept with the hottest model last night."

"Bull shit, spoon pics?"

"Uh, no i forgot to..."

by TheManAustin September 11, 2009