sphinctoral dilator

A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.

Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.

by QuacksO July 3, 2018

Sphincles

The mix between a Spinchter and the delicious topping of sprinkles.
Served on Ice Cream, Cereal, Dinner, Lunch.

Vendor: Hey would you like any toppings on your ice cream
Customer: Sure! Do you have any sphincles?
Vendor: Of Course!
Customer: Great ill have the chocolate ones.

by -Urban=Creator- May 7, 2018

sphinctasaurous

When the anus protrudes out of its realm and becomes it's own entity as shown in the video cake farts.

I watched cake farts and saw the sphinctasaurous.

by RhinoBC December 20, 2018

Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation

A fetish where someone slides their finger in their partner's anus then uses the tight pressure to crack their knuckles.

"My girlfriend lets me use her ass for Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation and my knuckles have never felt better"

by The Random Loon Publisher September 24, 2019

Spinched

Spinched means spending alot of money without realizing, it is commonly used by rappers Future & Young Golden.

spinched out 3 mil on my bitch.

by Young Golden June 5, 2022

spinched

to be mentally and physically destroyed

(arguing)
guy 1: i fucked your mom
guy 2: your gonna regret that you bitch
(fighting)
guy 1: (super punch)
(guy 2 is knocked out)
spectator: damn that guy just got spinched!

by spinch boy November 15, 2023

sphincting

Sphincting is the act of farting and wafting the smell into someone else nostrils.

I had to let him know what my fart smelt like, so we began Sphincting.

by Lue Sanus December 14, 2024