salty parrot

To rest one's dick and balls on another individuals shoulder.

Dude, Paul was so busy gaming that he didn't even notice I gave him a good ole salty parrot.

by zbug773 August 23, 2022

Salty

What people that can't stand losses feel when losing a game.

"Don’t be salty with the results you didn’t get from the work you didn’t do"

by jayisthegod522 November 13, 2022

isä salty

Leader or should I say dictator of a discord nation called græn empire.

Isä salty is acting up
Isä salty might doxx us
Isä salty might nuke our server

by Friendfrom1899 March 11, 2021

qR_Salty

The biggest troll on telegram.
Literally what can I say, She trolled entire telegram.

Someone: Have you heard of qR_Salty?
Someone else: Yeah bro, She trolled the shit out of me!

by among us niggas December 31, 2022

Work the Softy

When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.

My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".

by Uncle Knobber July 5, 2019

pulling a salty

Pulling a salty is leaving a call right after you join, just like salty.

(user x being called)
(user x joined)
User Y: Hey X, how you doing?
(user x left)
User Y: Damn my bro is pulling a salty.

by clsslc May 19, 2021

salty skeezer

a bitch that is uspet because she's a hoe, and she realizes you just want to hit it and quit it.

That salty skeezer will not quit calling me.

by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty September 23, 2006