Sodist

A person who drinks a lot of soda.

Guy 1: "How many sodas do you drink per day?"
Guy 2: "About 7 cans per day."
Guy 1: Ugh, get out of my house, you sodist!"

by 2015Neo October 31, 2025

Seliscent

Intentionally selective with relationships and energy; choosing peace, boundaries, and depth over unnecessary closeness. Not distant out of pride, but grounded in self-respect and emotional intelligence.

“I’m not distant, I’m seliscent.”

“Her seliscent nature keeps her grounded and drama-free.”

by Keisha Synclair December 16, 2025

Gay Salisbury

When a man cuts a hole in a steak, puts his manhood through the hole in the steak, and with the steak hanging on he inserts his manhood into another man's anus, then afterwards they feed each other the steak.

Dude 1 - Bro, I went to this party the other night and I'm pretty sure there was a gay salisbury going down in one of the rooms in the house. I opened the door and it smelled just like sex AND steak!
Dude 2 - Gross bro. Did you watch just to make sure?
Dude 1 - Of course I did bro.

by Scarlos June 27, 2015

alicia salisbury

Someone who cant keep their trap shut. And always will get on your nerves.

That alicia Salisbury is something.

by TS5904 May 24, 2019

A Solais

When you get something so wrong it’s embarrassing.

Maths teacher - “what’s 2 + 2“
John - “emmm 5 sir”

Kyle - oh lads he’s pulled a Solais there”

by Louisbigboi February 4, 2020

Adam Salisbury

Adam Salisbury has had in incredible life. Grew up in the United States, with nothing to complain about. Adam was a Missionary for his church, grad of BYU, has built a successful career & is moving forward in life. However, the most significant impact on his life derives from the one and only; Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer & Adam were INSEPARABLE. They were the BEST dynamic duo Utah has ever seen! Everything was going great, he felt on top of the world! However, the week of February 10-14th, Adam Salisbury was invited to a meeting with Ryan from to discuss initiatives going on in 2020. He had a choice that would affect the rest of his life; with 2 paths. Path 1: Take a meeting with Ryan & overcome the data challenges. Ryan listens to Adam, & they find a great solution. He gets promoted, recognized, & is loved by USANA. Jimmer (his best friend ever), congratulates him and their legacy continues to grow & he becomes the happiest man ever! Path 2: Adam declines the meeting, does not solve USANA's BI challenges, & finds out that he does not get recognized by USANA. But worst of all, Jimmer is disappointed in Adam. Jimmer would WANT Adam to take any open opportunity & shoot his shot because that's what Jimmer would do! Jimmer would Adam to take a meeting with Ryan! Adam & Jimmer's friendship fades away after he declines the meeting. Adam has a choice, To take the meeting with Ryan and fulfill his destiny, or decline it and part ways with Jimmer... Forever.

"Adam Salisbury & Jimmer Fredette are both best friends, but become even more powerful friends with Informatica."

by Ogneff23 February 6, 2020

A Salisbury Socking

Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.

John to girl: I’m about to cum

Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING

John: ok

Example 2:

Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life

John: nice

by The Socker September 24, 2020