Sofia

A drug dealer.

Damn, that Sofia has every type of weed.

by Anthony Keidis February 6, 2009

sofa-ed

when you sit a very comfy chair like a sofa and cannot be arsed to get out again. Usally after a hard day when you know you have a lot yet to do

sorry i could not come out 2nite i got sofa-ed

by bushbabie from miss whiplash March 27, 2007

SofaKingWeeTarded

So Fricking Retarded

you know man you are sofakingweetarded

by _VB_ aka Derrick January 24, 2009

Sojan

A cuck-boi

Hes an absolute Sojan!

by iwantbobsvagene November 1, 2017

sofasloth

a much lazier version of a couch potato.

"Some watch dog you got there, he's nothing but a sofasloth."

by junebuggie March 10, 2009

Sofatime

Where two people are layed on a sofa, one resting their head on the others shoulder. This usually leads to kissing, and then sofa sex.

Me: "Me and Natalie enjoyed some Sofatime last night.". Jordi: "Omg, as if you did that to me man, I'm so in love with her!"

by Sofatimelover May 30, 2009

Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011