siberian dish soap

The act of hiding behind a shower curtain while person, or persons is going to the bathroom while viciously shadow jerking. When person is about to wash their hands, jump out and ejaculate on hands of person screaming FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

Dude my brother gave me the biggest Siberian dish soap!

by Captain Coke February 3, 2014

ima soap you

V., a meaningless threat

Lady Penelope: Boy, ima soap you good. like this, ptchewww
Sir Shappoe: Do it, punk

by gerri the sopernater April 1, 2007

foamy soap

the foamy soap cult

hey are you in the foamy soap cult?

by livi January 25, 2004

soap red balls

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.

Oh man i got soap red balls!

by Danno April 4, 2005

using the soap dispenser

Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...

guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"

by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014

Soap Sud Beard

You know it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man so they take the big bubble baths.

After Jesus comes back he'll totally have a soap sud beard.

by Clorox Breakfast June 17, 2010

Dont drop the soap

This slang phrase simply means that you shouldn't drop your soap whilst in the shower because it might break, and nobody likes small soapy chunks in their shower.

I dropped my soap and I had soapy chunks in my shower for months.

Dont drop the soap!

by Sope Drahp February 24, 2009