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Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.
Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.
by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021
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Midnight Sniff

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.
by SneakerP November 23, 2021
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Tychoese Sniff

When Tycho licks my feet soooo much, They sniff it alot. That's a Tychoese sniff!
Tycho, Gimmie a Tychoese Sniff please.
by Goomba420 February 16, 2023
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Sniff

Australian slang (noun), used to describe a person who is acting funny or like an idiot, is rude and inconsiderate, sometimes unknowingly.

It can also be used as a joke between friends, for example, creating a leaderboard with rankings of who the biggest sniff of the week is out of your group (and another ranking with potential sniffs) depending on the severity of sniff things they did.
When you walk into a room and one person doesn’t say hello to you, they’re a sniff

“As if you’re not answering your phone, you’re a sniff!”

“You haven’t visited our mate in hospital yet, what a sniff”

“He finished all the alcohol, what a sniff”

“You’re a sniff for taking so long to get here

“He cheaped out on his round on drinks, what a sniff”
by thesnifflist June 1, 2022
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Scratch and sniff

When a girl fingers her vagina or touches it prior to oral sex and then sniffs her finger to see if her clam smells.
Tiersen was known for performing the scratch and sniff because her vagina always smelled bad.
by Brokendoor May 22, 2021
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Sniff lord

One who blows out through their nose in a rapid & violent reverse-sniff. A sniff lord typically makes this sound throughout the day, along with other gross bodily sounds, such as throat-clear/groan hybrids and knuckle cracking.
The sniff lord has been out-sniffing all day. It's driving me crazy.
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