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smart car

this car is a small vehicle wich no one wants to drive in also known as the dumb car since it was made only to fit 2 people, even though the car is going green its going rong for people
example:"hey bryan whats with the smart car"
"ohh i thought i would go green but i thought i could fit my hole family in the car when i bout it on the internet"

"way to go cow plower"
by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009
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smart ass

some one who has a smart ass comment about evety single goddamn thing
by Kayla Jones October 24, 2006
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self smarted

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022
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Silly Smarts

It’s when you lack all other kinds of smarts, such as book and street smarts, but can tell when someone is acting silly and/or like an idiot
I used silly smarts to make fun of Truman’s jellyfish costume in the musical
by EmaCamp December 28, 2019
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smart-sized

A category of residential designs that have 401 sq. ft. to 700 sq. ft. of area.
With 70% of households in the US having only 1 or 2 occupants, it is time for a shift to smart-sized homes.
by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019
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Dylan Smart

Dylan is a good friend who gets beaten up the most, he has an older nerdy brother and has sex with him every weekend, he has some dodgy friends but doesn't get into it. Dylan doesn't look gay but he's the gayest sex guru alive , his dream is to meet James Charles and give him a blow job.
"Wow That Dylan Smart is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"
by dcdehucbfgcbfgcjd June 25, 2019
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smart llama

Smart llama~a llama that drinks tea ☕️
Teacher "Jeff what's 2+2?"
Jeff the smart llama"the right answer to the question"
Teacher "you've been drunk ur tea haven't you..😏"
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