skin jugs

A nice soft pair of breasts, just larger then one handful each.

Cool guy: Dude I totally got to palm Melanys skin jugs last night. They felt nice.
Cool guys friend: Dude that's my little sister.

by B-tubbington January 16, 2010

Shower Skin

When You Take A Shower And Your Skin Gets Tight
Thus Making You Look Better And More Cut

G: Did You See Franky?
G: Omg He Looked All Sexy
B: He Has Shower Skin
G: Oh...Still <3

by OhemgeeNachoz February 23, 2011

Skin Wagon

Cowboy slang for a penis.

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"

by White_horse November 8, 2019

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

Sweet skin

Having no hair on arms or leg followed by soft skin.

Aye yo ma le me hove some of that sweet skin

by Water tacos July 22, 2015

skinned rat

A slang term for a bloody used tampon. The string helps it to look like a skinned, dead rat

Debbie walked into the public bathroom and some nasty bitch left her skinned rat on the floor

by Ratrodmentzer February 19, 2017

Gutter Skin

A skinhead who lives like a gutter punk, such as living on the streets, not showering/cleaning themselves, and smelling like shit.

Botles: Oi!, you bloody stink mate!
Rooster: I know, I haven't showered in two weeks.
Botles: You're nasty, you fucking Gutter Skin!

by Rev. Rooster October 1, 2008