make that dog sit

1) expression used by men that states they can control their horniness.

1) Tommy was able to make that dog sit and told that bitch he do her up good tomorrow.

2) Sarge was unable to make that little doggie sit and lost his puppy chow all over her belly.

by Mr. Doobie May 9, 2008

Sit down and rotate

A vulgar order given as an equivalent of "shove it up your ass, shut up, go fuck yourself", it usually implies that someone is being arrogant. Literally meaning "go sit on a cock and spin", it's also worded as "Sit on it and spin, sit on it and rotate, and 'go sit and spin'.

I am the highest born woman in these United States.

Go sit down and rotate.

by Moose3892423 November 1, 2010

impossible sit-up

the impossible sit-up(often called the olympic sit-up) is completed by asking an individual to lie on the ground in standard, bent-knee sit-up position while one accomplice blind folds or holds a towel or similar item over the eyes and holds the individual's head to the ground. the second accomplice gets into a squatting position with ass bare. the victim is signalled to attempt to sit-up against the pressure applied by the towel to the head. the towel holder simply releases the towel which allows the victim to sit up with nose directly into accomplice two's ass crack. a fart may be added as a bonus. the name "impossible" is intended to entice an overconfident victim into attempting this athletic feat. occasionally, idiotic victims might not even require the blind fold and will simply close their eyes. technique may be modified depending on intelligence level or sobriety of victim.

"Damn Bruce, your abs are ripped! I bet you could be the first guy I've ever heard of that can do an impossible sit-up."

by monkey12 June 25, 2005

Sit n surf

The act of surfing the internet whilst sitting on the john/lou/toilet/crapper/dropping a deuce/AWESOME.

I have to bid agressively on this ebay item, but i also have to shit... Its cool, I'll jist SIT N SURF.

by Jabroner April 13, 2011

I sit corrected

I STAND corrected, only for lazy people. Usually when watching tv and arguing, and you lose, is an excellent time to use this.

Thing 1 "dude, DANCING WITH THE STARS is at 8 o clock!"
Thing 2 "no, its at 9, see? i have channel guide PROOF!"
Thing 1 "Oh....I sit corrected"

by Teharbitur November 7, 2009

sit down not physically

Calm tf down if someone says it to you your really bothering them so even if your sitting down sit tf down and calm tf down

"Yo Erika sit down not physically!"
"Bitch what you say"
*Aggresive weave snatching*

by Hoe definitions November 12, 2018

sit back gang

someone who is pussy and let’s people do whatever they want to them or their relatives and don’t do anything about it.

John- “you just let him rob your house and fuck your mom and you’re not doing anything about it?”
Sal- “I don’t care it’s not that serious.”
John- “Nah bro you’re sit back gang.”

by homeless nca May 22, 2022