shpeal

someone's repeated talk jabber. mainly BS

he's saying his schpeal again. He's on about his shpeal again.

by alexv September 4, 2006

no speak americano

Used by stupid italians, when they actually mean to say "I don't speak english".

-"Excuse me, how can I get to the Colosseum?"
-"Perdono, io no speak americano"
-(rolling eyes, straight face)

by TenHands February 18, 2011

Speaker Knockerz

Some nigga who will never be forgotten with his pants saggin' down to his feet.

Guy 1: Damn that guy must be Speaker Knockerz his pants saggin' low.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude it's Speaker Knockerz.

by yourmybaepleasestay May 30, 2015

speaker hugging

Popular at raves where one gets up close to the speakers and leans infront of it embracing like hugging it. Thus the name Speaker Hugging.

You basically are deaf for 20 mins but hey!

Raver 1: Dude did you see that guy speaker hugging last night?

Raver 2: Yeah he keeps picking up his phone cause he hasnt stopped hearing ringing since yesterday.

by DeeJay Vexx November 15, 2006

wank-speak

The use of text/msn language in speech. Amazingly infuriating to people who never do it. Dangerously contagious. Does not go down well in job interviews, essays (except those on the decline of the english language), speeches and other activities associated with importance. Mostly used by wankers and pretenshioush ironic wankers (by the way, I only spelled it wrong on purpose to make you feel better), hence the name, wank-speech.

1. Billy "Your mum will be another notch on my bedpost, LOL!!!!"
Jim "You are an utter cock, Billy"

2. Billy "So what's the matter?"
Jim "Everybody hates you. What do you say to that?"
Billy "asdf..."

3. Jim "I ate your pie."
Billy "WTF Jim?!"

4. Jim "Do you think you're cool? You're not."
Billy "STFU Jim!"

5. Jim "If you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you wanker. Save your wank-speak for msn. Especially megalolz."

by Fox JK January 9, 2009

Think Before You Speak

An organization that is fighting a losing battle and only succeeding at acquiring teens who want to take a stand against something to feel good about themselves and annoying the rest of the people that know that the majority of homosexuals in the USA don't get offended when people say "that's gay" and even say it themselves.

Think Before You Speak is speaking out against another person saying "that's gay." They should realize that it's much easier and less annoying for everyone else to let the meaning of a word change and its stigma go away than it is to try to get the enormous number of people who speak English to stop saying it by trying to create stigma.

by Logophilia March 31, 2011

Chat speak

Chat speak is a commonly used way of talking in chat rooms or on AIM. It includes Rofl (rolling on the floor laughing), Lol (laugh out loud), Lmao (laughing my ass off), and many others. Some people get this form of internet language confused with another. This one is called 1337 (leet). Chat speak can also be used as one sentence, such as Asl (age, sex, location.) Many people may use little or no punctuation and may not capitalize their words. They tend to spell words incorrectly and not bother changing them.

User 1: yea ten i was like ur a fat fase
User 2: ROFL oic idc how u did it im glad u beat him up he was lyk soooo annoying
User 3: idk he was lyk kinda cute rite i no im lyk omg im kra z chat speak is sooooo kool
User 2: gtg, brb somtime tat old mom wants me
User 3: bi!!!
User 1: dont forgit we cyber

by Leia Hall November 17, 2006