A person (usually a guy), that is genuinely nice and
mild-mannered, but is prone to bouts of assholery, jackassery and basic insensitivity.
Mostly, Simple Dicks are unaware of their apparent faux pas' and think nothing of them. They don't think twice about other's feelings and give the impression of either feigning ignorance or being simple.
Simple Dicks are not purposely that way. Usually they are the friend that says the wrong thing all the time. They have "Tsundere-like" qualities, but are more inconsiderate and insensitive.
mild-mannered, but is prone to bouts of assholery, jackassery and basic insensitivity.
Mostly, Simple Dicks are unaware of their apparent faux pas' and think nothing of them. They don't think twice about other's feelings and give the impression of either feigning ignorance or being simple.
Simple Dicks are not purposely that way. Usually they are the friend that says the wrong thing all the time. They have "Tsundere-like" qualities, but are more inconsiderate and insensitive.
Carmine: "Jesus man! Your such an ass. Why are you always such a simple dick? I know Janet can be a bit much, but why'd you have to say what you did? I mean, she just broke up with her boyfriend for shit's sake."
Lucian: "Oh well man. She shouldn't have broken up with her boyfriend. That shit isn't my fault. I could care less."
Lucian: "Oh well man. She shouldn't have broken up with her boyfriend. That shit isn't my fault. I could care less."
by Ms. Lacuna August 9, 2009
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by lyley2010 October 24, 2009
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I love Simple Plan. Most people think they write about they're own life when they don't. Simple Plan writes for their fans. Many children have fathers that want them to grow up and do whatever they want them to do, and if they do differently the fathers become upset, that is what the song "Perfect" is about. Nobody in Simple Plan are mad at their fathers. One of Simple Plan's friends were killed in a car accident by a drunk driver, that was what the song "Untitled" (How Could This Happen To Me) was about. I think they are a great band and are given to much grief by people that don't like them. What I don't understand is, if you don't like them then why are you typing about them? And I doubt Simple Plan gives a crap about what you think of them. I won't curse people that don't like them, that is their opinion, I disagree with it, but that is their opinion. Anyway, Simple Plan is a great band that donate to a lot of charitble events, and they do not complain about their lives at all. I wouldn't call them punk or rock, Simple Plan classifies themselves a great band.
Friend: Have you heard that Untitled song by Simple Plan?
Me: Yeah, why?
Friend: All Simple Plan wants to do is complain.
Me: What are you talking about? That song isn't about them.
Friend: Yeah right, Then what's it about?
Me: Simple Plan wrote that song because one of their friends died in a car accident with a drunk driver. Have you even seen the music video?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, well maybe you should, why don't you find out a little about them before you make quick judgemental comments. You jerk!
Friend: Wow I feel like crap.
Me: Yeah well maybe you should.
Me: Yeah, why?
Friend: All Simple Plan wants to do is complain.
Me: What are you talking about? That song isn't about them.
Friend: Yeah right, Then what's it about?
Me: Simple Plan wrote that song because one of their friends died in a car accident with a drunk driver. Have you even seen the music video?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, well maybe you should, why don't you find out a little about them before you make quick judgemental comments. You jerk!
Friend: Wow I feel like crap.
Me: Yeah well maybe you should.
by Jennifer DeV. April 27, 2007
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by Chase June 3, 2005
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Inexpensiveness; Cheap; Not high in price.
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Inexpensiveness; Cheap; Not high in price.
DISCLAIMER:
If you, perhaps, believe this is phrase to be racist, you have no right to criticize or vote poorly. This phrase is not intended to be racist and should not be treat as such.
Furthermore, white power!
White guy: Oy, this shirt is fucking cheap.
Black, homeless, math illiterate guy: Yeah, dawg! Five dollars, dat shit simple math.
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by Rob_mc October 20, 2009
Get the Simple Math mug.A great five person band; lead vocals: Pierre Bouvier, Guitar: Sebastien Lebouveve(or i dunno how to spell it)and Jeff Stinco, Bass:David Desrosiers, Drums: Chuck Comeau. they have two CDs; No pads, no helmets...just balls, and Still not getting any. Lots of great songs: most popular (which arnt better than the others) are shut up, im just a kid, perfect,welcome to my life.
by Muchacha May 13, 2005
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