Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.

You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…

by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025

simpled

The art of of getting completely and utterly wasted to the point of no return. You may be there physically, but mentally you are here, there and everywhere. The amount of alcohol is indescribable to the average human being and it is - quite frankly - a rarity to be considered as a person capable of getting simpled. If you are considered one of these people then you are to be considered as nothing less then a simple phenomenon

Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.

by Denis Rossman February 10, 2021

bob simple

a good tank so good the japanese didn't invade.

I think I can turn the tracker into a bob simple.

by Black mn July 31, 2022

Simple

Contrary to their name these people are no simple personalities at all. Extremely witty and energetic they can be intimidating to others at times. From outside they may appear to be very carefree, bubbly kind of individuals but these people have a certain depth to their character. You can never fool a simple as they are good at reading humans and you are advised not to try so. Full of enery, enthusiastic people they emit a certain warmth wherever they go. When it comes to fashion and beauty these people are generally complimented as too hot to handle.

PS : If you are dating a Simple then "beware" , as they can be dangerous individuals when it comes to dating. They are known to be natural bullies in dating.

Wow Simple, you're not really simple .

by PewDiiiiPie November 24, 2021

Simple

2.Easily understood or done; presenting no difficulty.3.Plain, basic, or uncomplicated in form, nature, or design; without much decoration or ornamentation.

"the simple truth"
"a simple white blouse"

by WonderousWords456 February 8, 2021

Simple

Contrary to their name these people are no simple personalities at all. Extremely witty and energetic they can be intimidating to others at times. From outside they may appear to be very carefree, bubbly kind of individuals but these people have a certain depth to their character. You can never fool a simple as they are good at reading humans and you are advised not to do so. Full of enery, enthusiastic people they emit a certain warmth wherever they go. When it comes to fashion and beauty these people are generally complimented as too hot to handle.

Wow Simple, you're really not simple.

by PewDiiiiPie November 25, 2021

Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019