Shrimp dunking

Using a straw to siphon ejaculate out of an anal cavity

Dude, Dylan was shrimp dunking Brad last night with a straw that was spooned at one end like the ones for slurpees at 7-11. He got all of it

by Ox April 8, 2016

Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022

Shrimp Backin'

The act of having noticeably poor posture, as a result of long-term slouching, causing a person's figure to resemble that of a shrimp.

Person #1: You trying to get into something tonight?
Person #2: My spine hurts from shrimp backin' all day.
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Person #1: Man, that dude over there obviously has scoliosis.
Person #2: That's ol' shrimp back, Jack, cut him some slack.

by Thin Glizzy January 16, 2021

Shrimp Whore

A short guy/girl that think they own the place and are an extreme bitch to everyone.

"Dude Jessica is such a Shrimp Whore."

by Blue.w4ffle.69 March 27, 2016

Shrimp Daddy

(N): Like sugar daddy, but a wealthy male figure who can afford to buy a fine young lady the pre-packaged bag of shrimp available at many supermarkets. Can also apply to someone who buys any shrimp products for a potential sexual or romantic partner.

Person 1: "I am so lonely, and could really use some shell fish right about now."
Person 2: "Girl, sounds like you need to get yourself a shrimp daddy."

by J and A Define the World May 21, 2019

shrimp cocktail

Jasmine

Jasmine is a shrimp cocktail

by anonymous March 24, 2022

Double shrimping

The sexual act including two penis's penetrating a single vagina at different times.

George: "dude we took it in turns Double shrimping that bitch!"

Dave: "right on, I could feel your jizz on my bell-end"

by The beast 252 May 11, 2018