cum sprinkler

When you tell a guy that you will suck him off but not to cum in your mouth but he decides to do it anyway you look up at him with a smile and spit spray all of his cum on him

I told him not to cum in my mouth cause i had a sick stomach from drinking to much.. but he came in my mouth anyways and i was pissed so i became a cum sprinkler

by agentjrt January 3, 2016

vagina sprinkle

Little pieces of toilet paper that stick to your vagina after wiping.

Man i was gonna go down on girl the other day, but then I saw all the vagina sprinkles.

by Rraddish August 14, 2017

Calabasas Sprinkler

Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.

Had the worst shits the other night, decided to do a Calabasas Sprinkler all over the bath

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Rusty sprinkler

When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.

Did you see Robert's face when Lauren gave him a rusty sprinkler?

by Itsmetho1 January 25, 2019

shrinkly

The state of ones wrinkled up skin post erection or boob deflation.

His member was all shrinkly!

by Smutster August 4, 2015

scrinkle

a creature, a fucking gremlin, if you will.

utterly despicable? (occasionally)
basically a little cretin.

jesus christ stop being such a little scrinkle and get out of my bins for the 3rd time

by mabers July 7, 2022

sprinkle

when you sprinkle your jizz all over a hoes face... like a water hoes sprinkler

joe:damn dude i sprinkled your girl last night bro she was licking it off her mouth.
jhon: aww u bitch so thats why her breath stunk like dick.....

by Michel angelo January 18, 2009