shock jock

An opinionated person who hosts a radio show, usually a talk show, who has wild views and shocks the general listenership.

James Whale and Howard Stern are shock jocks

by Saucy August 17, 2003

shock coil

Sylux's Affinty weapon in Metroid prime hunters. The shock coil fires a circuit of energy that locks somewhat on the enemy. If sylux is using the weapon it sucks out the health of his oppenent and adds it to his own. It is critizied "cheap" although the noobs that do critisize dont get that they have a alternate form.

"OMFG THE SHOCK COIL IS SO CHEAP."

"Stfu n00b, and use your alt."

by some guy ** April 15, 2007

wreckhead shock

An acute condition affecting wreckheads, triggered by overstimulation of the brain while on psychedelic drugs.
It results in sudden paralysis, loss of balance and loss of consciousness.

<Dave> Hey look, Tesco! Shall we pop in for a drink?
<Steve> Yeah, sure.
* The wreckheads walk into the supermarket, immediately noticing how bright, colourful and trippy the place looks.
<Dave> Holy shit, this is intense.
<Steve> Yeah, innit! What do you think, Pete? ...Pete?!
* Pete is spazzing out on the floor.
<Steve> Oh fuck, I think Pete has wreckhead shock, let's get him outta here!
<Dave> Fuck's sake, who's idea was it to go into a supermarket?

by Strachman January 2, 2010

Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

Shell Shocked

The term used to describe when somebody hits you with a blue shell right as you are about to win a race in Mario Kart.

I was about to win on Rainbow Road, but then I got shell shocked and got in 5th!

Wow, that sucks man.

by cjnwhinshvgknbgdkjf March 18, 2016

Primo Shock

When you land primo on a skateboard.

auhhh primo shock... that must have hurt...

by Reptilian December 4, 2009

Shock site

A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive to its viewers, though it can also contain elements of (in some viewers) sexual arousal. They contain material of high shock value, generally of an NSFW nature. Some shock sites display a single picture, animation, video clip or small gallery, and are circulated via email or disguised in posts to discussion sites as a prank. Gallery sites can contain beheadings, execution, electrocution, suicide, murder, stoning, torching, drowning, vehicular accidents, war victims, rape, necrophilia, genital mutilation and other sexual crimes.

Shock sites are the worst thing in the world! They should not exist!

by ihvftyh February 19, 2021