oh shits

An expression of surprise. Like "Oh shit" but more humourous.

bob: Dude - There's a naked chick over there!
jose: Oh shits! I gotta check that out.

-or-

Oh shits, I failed all my classes.

by Grammarian February 2, 2006

saints

A team known for having a superb fanbase despite 26 years of futility. The games are fun and the fans are funny. One day the Saints will get their come-up'ns.

1.When the Saints fire their owner and coach and QB they will smoke the NFC.
2.Deuce Mcallister, Saints HB is one of the best in the league. Nooch.

by Doombot July 8, 2004

Tickle-shits

What someone has when they crap their pants while subsequently being tickled.

Don't tickle me! I have a horrible case of the tickle-shits.

by leppy8907 September 20, 2012

ShinTard

A below average man in terms of physique, intelligence, capability and overall quality of life. He is seen to have a large head, often bigger than most fruits - including watermelon. He is known to look like a dolphin, lego man, Geico lizard, box man, among other things.
He is seen to be friends with DingTard/TanTard, a member of the large Tard Clan.

Friend: "Is that ShinTard?"
Friend: "Yeah, I heard his IQ is 102!"

by hannah.cec19 June 10, 2018

Shits Gay

When shits is gay.

Someone says do you want to do something and you dont want to so you say: Shits Gay

by PizzaManLeon August 6, 2019

Lonely Shits

Generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that shit feeling hits you. Usually can't talk yourself out of it either.

Pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely shits got to him. Situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled ass hair of dingleberries.

by Jakeua06 October 20, 2009

I’ve got the shits

(1) A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.

(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.

“Ohh Janet Quick Open Door T’Bog I Think I’ve Got The Shits”

by Shitter001 April 11, 2019