National shat day occurs on December 22nd. It’s one day of the year that Shat is formally recognized by her friends and is treated like royalty.
by shedaddylol December 22, 2020

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.
You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.
:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.
:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.
by The Languager October 28, 2023

by Deprived.Doodles(Dictionary) June 20, 2021

by JITNEST February 11, 2010

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?
Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.
Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?
Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.
Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.
by Kiirah June 2, 2018

by piss yellow bed November 8, 2020

by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023
