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shat day

National shat day occurs on December 22nd. It’s one day of the year that Shat is formally recognized by her friends and is treated like royalty.
Shat day is the best day!

Let’s celebrate shat day by telling her how much we appreciate her!
by shedaddylol December 22, 2020
mugGet the shat daymug.

shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.
You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.
by The Languager October 28, 2023
mugGet the shat your shotmug.

Shat

When someone smells like shit and you wanna talk about them but the teacher is right there.
"Ew who smells like shat?"
"It's the kid in front of us I think"
mugGet the Shatmug.

SHAT

MY STOMACHE BEEN HURTIN, I AINT GOT NO IDEA WHY,I SHAT YESTERDAY.
by JITNEST February 11, 2010
mugGet the SHATmug.

Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.
Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.
by Kiirah June 2, 2018
mugGet the Shat On A Catmug.

shat

shat, a more idiotic way to say " shit "
or a more friendly way.
person1: you little piece of shi-
person2: shat
by piss yellow bed November 8, 2020
mugGet the shatmug.

Shat Burger

Shat burger = Ecoli
Ecoli is caused by fecal matter, therefore it is a shat burger.
That guy ate a shat burger and now he’s sick with ecoli.
by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023
mugGet the Shat Burgermug.

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