chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

shank eyes

That look when someone says something that sounds like fightwords. Like your eyes are daggers. So you gave him shank eyes.

April told me to shut up , so I gave her shank eyes. Bitch backed down.

by Kma815 May 18, 2010

shank and gank

to shank someone (beat them up) then gank them (steal from them). in other words, mugging some one

yo lets go shank and gank that mother fucker in the alley over there.

by joey3953945 May 25, 2006

Shank You

Something that some girls say instead of thank you, thinking that it makes them sound cool when really they sound like an idiot. Most often used by the teenage girls who are materialistic and bitchy.

This picture is so cute! I love you!

Aw shank you!
I take back what I said. You're an idiot.

by trafosdrow June 19, 2010

anal shank

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.

I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure

by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014

AIDS Shank

When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.

Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.

by NK-Penne December 27, 2011

Prison Shank

Because even in the most restricted enviroment, humans will still find a way to kill each other.

I made a prison shank back in 08 after getting verdict of "guilty."
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.

by Racist Asian May 21, 2018