The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.
Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009

That look when someone says something that sounds like fightwords. Like your eyes are daggers. So you gave him shank eyes.
by Kma815 May 18, 2010

by joey3953945 May 25, 2006

Something that some girls say instead of thank you, thinking that it makes them sound cool when really they sound like an idiot. Most often used by the teenage girls who are materialistic and bitchy.
by trafosdrow June 19, 2010

When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.
Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.
by NK-Penne December 27, 2011

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.
by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014

I made a prison shank back in 08 after getting verdict of "guilty."
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.
by Racist Asian May 21, 2018
