Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025
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you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.
(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
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After coming home from college, the girls caught up with each other at Robin’s house during a spit session.
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"Get ya session fingers out lads"
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"Whyaye this tunes lethal me session fingers garn radge and a think av lost me jaw"
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„Just go to the class Thinking Session, it teaches you.“
„No really, how?“
„I dont want to explain what a thinking session is.“
„Just go to the class Thinking Session, it teaches you.“
„No really, how?“
„I dont want to explain what a thinking session is.“
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