Voluntary Service Campaign

It was a fucking recall! Nissan did it to fix something they fucked up on they early model 300zx fuel injection system. They didn't want to call it a recall because that would look bad so it was called a service campaign. And they didn't really want to spend the money to do it to all Z31's so they said it was voluntary. Non the less, it was a god damn recall.

"Did you have the voluntary service campaign preformed on your Z?"

by RedOctoberManZ31 August 2, 2009

full service shower

A shower in which you wash your hair and shave. A regular shower doesn't include these.

"Hon', Do I have time for a full service shower before we split?"

by sequoiafog May 14, 2016

Secret Service

When a girl dives upon your premature ejaculation to avoid it hitting her sheets. For extended fun, angle the load towards her ear so it resembles a secret service ear piece.

Dude, I was just about to pre-jac and then she dove like the Secret Service and took one for her country.

by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008

service pack 2

A bundle of programs that finally make windows secure. providing that you use it corectly. The fantstic firewall refuses to let any internet program install with your program without your permission. A very useful thing allowing you to surf the net withoutgetting to an annoying search page. It also come with a popup blocker which is pretty decent. It will make a sound and show a little tab when a pop up is blocked. On occasions It can be annoying as a file download or clicking a link is classed as a pop up. Fortunately sp2 allows you to temporarily allow the pop up from coming and allows you to turn the blocker off outright. It also allows you to turn the automatic updates off.

I gots me service pack 2 and now I can search the internet without fear.

by Willy Wonka January 9, 2005

service organization

an organization that provides services for the poor - - service is an act done to benefit the poor/needy.

a charity, i.e. Share Life

by fdas May 13, 2005

self service

To take care of oneselfs sexual urges

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house

by ohdear9762 December 23, 2013

GF services

Girlfriend services. 1. To act like a real girlfriend and provide company and companionship in return for payment or other consideration or gifts. 2. To provide sexual services of a vanilla nature for payment. Unlike PSE (pornstar experience), GF Services excludes hard deep-throat, s&m, water sports or anal sex.

She's not really my actual girlfriend, she's just this girl I pay for GF services when I'm lonely or bored.

by LuigiSqueegee November 15, 2016