secondary stoned

When you are talking to someone who is stoned and you start to feel stoned without even smoking at being around weed.

Seth: just smoked 3 bowls
Mikayla: "dude I feel so secondary stoned rn"

by FarOutDudes August 27, 2017

Secondary Insanity

A phenomenon commonly occurring when you reach the OTHER side of the Internet. The afflicted person will adopt the mannerisms of other crazy people.

This disease is dangerous and deadly. If you're reading this, you probably have it.

'Dude, I think you have secondary insanity.'
'Did you see this meme?'

by Touta Matsuda April 19, 2018

secondary insanity

A phenomenon commonly occurring when a person spends too much time on the OTHER side of the internet. The afflicted person will adopt the mannerisms of other crazy people.

It is incurable. If you're reading this, you probably have it.

'Dude, I think you might have secondary insanity.'
'Did you see this meme?'

by Touta Matsuda April 19, 2018

Secondary Homies

When you love your homies but too scared to date them so y’all become secondary homies. Y’all love each other but it’s not official so you’re secondary homies

“You dating Jamie Donald”
“Nah,we just secondary homies”

by Lowkeyllamas June 1, 2018

Secondsay

The period of time you wait for a cold reboot.
It varies by computer system. Roughly equivalent to the time it takes to be aware you’re drooling and suck it back in.

“Did you try turning it off then turn it back on?”
“Yes. How long do I wait to turn it back on?”
“A secondsay”

by DoctorGuyFawkes June 29, 2018

Secondary Turd

Similar to a secondary shit but not as bad.
Also used to denote a turd that is not a primary turd.

You are a secondary turd man

by Rangoman69 June 21, 2019

Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum

Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon

by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019