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That one crunchy,gangrene-coulred mutant chip found in every bag of patato chips.
"Damn, man! I bit into that durn ol' snarch chip! Taste like frozen skoal!"
Snarch by The Holy Mackerel March 2, 2010

sarchasm 

the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
one of the winners in the Washington Post's Style Invitational - words altered by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supplying a new definition
sarchasm by dp916 March 17, 2004

Starcher 

"hey man dont fuck with a Starcher, you'll probably get ur ass beat"
Starcher by commonthug February 20, 2009

turd searching 

Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.
Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?

Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time
turd searching by Mike LaTorrez January 3, 2013

Kiwi Searches 

Kiwi Searches (kiwisearches.com) is a cool website that lets people find out the truth about other people, phone numbers, and places. All you have to do is punch in a name, number, or address to get a full report about whatever you searched, including contact information, photos, social media profiles, criminal records, etc.
Friend 1: Dude, I think the girl I've been talking to from Tinder is catfishing me...
Friend 2: Kiwi Search her name or number.

Mom: I wish I could find Margaret's phone number so I could invite her to bingo at the country club Wednesday night.
Daughter: Look her up on that person search website, Kiwi Searches!
Kiwi Searches by goldmaze October 11, 2017

Sarchasmatic 

Of, or being both sarcastic, and charismatic simultaneously.
He was overly sarcastic, and charismatic... sarchasmatic if you will.
Sarchasmatic by Richard Nelson October 26, 2005