nigga science

A theory with little to no rational explanation or facts to back it up.

Male 1: Black Friday got its name because they sold slaves for cheaper that day.

Male 2: yo fam your wrong that's nigga science.

by 617god October 14, 2016

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

scapegoat

Scapegoat is when: The Repubilcans can't fix a problem and blame it on non-christians (Iraq)

When parents are too lazy to raise their kids and blame videogames, rap music, etc. to hide the fact that they have poor parenting skills

Episode of Family: When people are protesting, Adam West uses his Political Diversions List. It reads: Outlaw Flag Burning, Use Escape Pod, Scapegoat the Jews, Suicide, Scapegoat the Blacks, Scapegoat the French, Scapegoat the Jews again (Call them New Yorkers), start a war, and Jingle Keys. He chooses "Jingle Keys

by Da Master K July 16, 2006

nuclear science

Totally the only science that's worthwhile. Overall #1 best science in the world, practiced only by the most qualified nuclear scientists.

Basically, my buddy Mike is a nuclear scientist. He knows more about nuclear science than most people who have science degrees.

by tg moxley March 8, 2008

Science God

A mere-human being who has been trained in the dark knowledge of science. Often competes in science competitions and does no work in order to obtain this sacred status.

when Ken enters the class, the fellow pupils bow down to the science god.

by N2ted0g March 30, 2008

science juice

a mixture of the energy drink, monster, and gatorade, when made is the ultimate sports drink, it has eveything your body needs to keep going, one sip of science juice will have you up and going for at least three days, and it has meth in it, lots and lots of meth

terrance: are you okay steve?

steve: oh my god!! my eyes are on fire!!

terrance: you've been drinking science juice again, havent you?

steve: yes

by whilwheaton April 2, 2010

bro scape

V. manipulation of any portion of body or facial hair in which a bro believes makes him look rad. Often bros are really stoked about doing a little bro scaping.

Brobraham, I'm so stoked about this party, but first I've gotta work on my bro scape.

by J R. August 11, 2009