Dull saw

When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.

I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw

by Sfjack May 6, 2020

Saw mill

When one drops so many logs on the toilet they look like theyre headed down river to a saw mill.

"Dude where have you been??!! Youve been in the roilet for a half hour!" "Sorry bro i was sending a bunch of logs down river to the saw mill."

by Idonthavenopseudom&m December 24, 2020

dirty saw

Dirty saw = A hot rod chainsaw,one that has been modified beyond its manufactures original intent. This includes but not limited to porting or opening up the exhaust port,Balancing the crank,cleaning up the ports in the head to allow for better fuel and air flow.

Why use a box store saw when you can really let the chips fly with a dirty saw or a hot saw. Box store chainsaw= chevette. hot saw or dirty saw= top fuel funny car!

by falconburn February 8, 2012

I saw god

A slang statement used to express shock.

Jack: "How many zombies did you see out there?"
David: "I did and, I saw god..."

by Psssuuuuu December 24, 2022

mrr-mrr-saw

Oscillating Multi-cut off tool , electric jam saw .

Run to the truck and grab the mrr-mrr-saw real quick .

by Whitehead357 December 4, 2021

Saw 3D

The biggest 'what the fuck' in cinema history.

Person 1: Did you see Saw 3D?
Person 2: Yeah. It was shit.

by Thomanory June 11, 2021

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020