sausage kiss

When two people kiss with German sausage in their mouths

I want to sausage kiss you so bad let’s go get the schnitzel and make out

by FranticApe222 April 08, 2022

Nipple sausage

Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.

She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.

by P bear delite December 30, 2016

Sausage Zombie

A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.

Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.

by jorbastopal November 04, 2010

sausage scissors

The act of two males using their erect penises and rubbing them together till both ejaculates.

Sean and Cody played sausage scissors last night and both came all over each others nut sack

by snew7 April 27, 2011

vienna sausage

When you suck a man's dick so hard it falls apart in your mouth.

Bro she demolished my cock like she was sucking on a Vienna sausage

by Mustang guy 1983 May 10, 2022

Canadian sausage

When a man sticks his or her dick into another dick

“Yeah bro lets go do some Canadian sausage in the bathroom”

by SLAV Brew March 02, 2020

sausage gut

When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.

The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.

Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut

Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.

Person2: ::ralf::

by Chonch Monkey January 08, 2011