Roller skoting

When you're talking to your girlfriend drunk af and you missay roller skating

"Hey babe, after all this coronavirus shizz is done, let's go roller skoting"
"Roller skoting, don't you mean roller skating?"

by Waffliez March 24, 2020

bus roller

car dealership term:
person will put blame on you "the bus driver" and roll over you, drag you down, tattletaler, a rat

Watch your back cause that girl is a bus roller..she'll drag you down

by mary April 6, 2005

poo roller

A poo roller is the name given to a small piece of excrement that has been left behind in ones undergarments.

To be classed as a 'poo roller' the piece of excrement should be at least the size of a raisin, anything smaller and it is mealy a stubborn poo stripe or a textured skid mark. It should also be no larger than a grape as this then falls in to the category of a normal poo and would probably weigh too much to remain in ones undergarment.

For Example: At school when you had a swimming lesson (for those fortunate enough too have that facility) you would all get changed together and leave your undergarments hanging over the peg in the changing rooms. It was then common practice for children to then inspect the undergarments of other children in the search of poo stripes or skid marks.
Whilst this sneaky inspection was being carried out, sometimes as the elastic on the undergarment was lowered for inspection a small piece of excrement would roll freely (sometimes high into the air depending on the undergarments elastic) and resulting in either hitting the inspector straight in the face or speeding along the ground towards other petrified onlookers.

So be warned and watch out for that 'poo roller'!

by H20's April 4, 2008

Honor roller

1. Someone who makes the honor roll.

2. Martin Prince's NASA-designed soapbox derby car from the 1991 Simpsons episode 'Saturdays of Thunder'. (It is a play on the words 'honor roll' and 'Lunar Rover'.)

3. A total nerd.

1. "Guess what, dad! Your son is officially an honor roller!"

2. "Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators." - Martin Prince on 'Honor Roller'

3. "Haha! Look at that shirt! 'Honor roller'... what a dork!"

by Jacopo August 21, 2009

mudd roller

ass fucker

your a mudd roller

by becky becky September 26, 2009

Joint roller

An unusual type of a hand job in which the giver rolls the penis between the thumbs forefingers parallel to the shaft and then rolling tips together as if rolling a joint.

Dude, have you ever gotten a joint roller?

What the fuck are you talking about?

That chick started rollin' my dick like a joint last night.

by K Diz Mc October 7, 2012

nash roller

A simple person who can't comprehend birth control and uses the urban dictionary to support their argument

I wish he could rise above the simpleton, nash roller level of reasoning

by the definers friend January 22, 2014