volume riding

When bad audio mixing leads you to have to constantly adjust the volume of your speakers or television to maintain a reasonable level.
Johnny, while I enjoyed your movie, "Bloodbathfeast," I felt that perhaps I wouldn't have to engage in so much volume riding if the chainsaw noises were not approximately ten times louder than the young ladies pleading for their lives.
by Snoopydance June 17, 2010
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Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.
Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.
by T. Little May 14, 2021
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Pterodactyl Ride

A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.
Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!
by Madfat February 11, 2011
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Riding a bowl

Refers to the smoking of marijuana or any other packable substance in a moving vehicle without stopping or parking. The passenger will usually pack the bowl, and once packed, the bowl is smoked by the driver and is passed around the car until it is spent, all while driving.
"Riding a bowl can be dangerous, if you don't know how to drive in the first place."

"There was no safe place to park, so we had to ride the bowl."

"Last time we rode a bowl, we ended up in Newark, from Princeton. When we came to, the driver's excuse was that he wanted to watch the planes."
by WorkInProgress November 04, 2013
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Vike Ride

The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.
Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.
by Nitrolian June 28, 2013
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Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.
"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."
by rage-cage April 15, 2012
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Bull Riding

When a married woman has sex with her lover, boyfriend or date commonly referred to as a Bull. When a woman has sex with someone other than her husband, usually a larger virile or well hung male partner. Such a partner is referred to as her Bull.
My wife’s vagina was sore from bull riding last night.
by Dancerooster July 08, 2023
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