An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.
Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.
by Possumpecker February 8, 2018
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Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
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