rectumstein

when you get done shitting and the shit is green and stains the rectum green like Frankenstien.

Dude, last night i took a total rectumstein.

by Ed Danvers April 7, 2013

Reclusibate

V. Masturbating out of pure boredom because you are very recluse.

I have no friends, so I decide to reclusibate quite often.

by Hinga Dinga Durgen October 23, 2013

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

rectum rager

Gay male

Dan is such a Rectum rager

by aj96 July 8, 2014

rectumrumour

Rectumrumour. Noun. Meaning: 1. Rumour conserning ones rectum 2. Rumour about the presence of rectum(s) in a given situation.

"I heard a rectumrumour about there beeing rectums at this party, but all i see is complete assholes."

by Søppel^2 January 9, 2016

rectumobile

An anus which can hold up to 12 penises inside of it.

That girl at the bar last night had a rectumobile.

by SoCloseToDead April 18, 2016

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016