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Rectal Swashbuckler

One who engages in jovial escapades and fantastic trips and voyages often times plundering raiding and looting for booty (pun intended). Inside the rectal region or ass with great abandon.
Nobody realized that Juan was a rectal Swashbuckler until we saw him go inside the club with the long line of all men out front.
by Yukon Jaçc The Rippa April 22, 2021
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rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.
Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.
by Cheese Master February 15, 2005
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Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.
"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"
by Gonzo January 1, 2004
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rectal deputy

See: wordbutt pirate/word
Your uncle is my rectal deputy, Stan.
by Ragafin April 4, 2003
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Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.
“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025
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Rectal Meat Sack

The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.
Female: hey, can I suck that shit stained Rectal Meat Sack?
Male: Sure!!!
by UrbDicMenace August 3, 2025
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rectal rose

When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.
Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”
by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025
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