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Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021
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rectally ravaged

Akin to butt blasted, ass mad, and rectal rage, to be rectally ravaged is to be filled with anger, especially on the internet.
Jacob accidentally saw that meme. He's rectally ravaged all over again.
by Beefsteak Pete June 8, 2021
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Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.
“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025
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Rectal Meat Sack

The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.
Female: hey, can I suck that shit stained Rectal Meat Sack?
Male: Sure!!!
by UrbDicMenace August 3, 2025
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rectal rose

When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.
Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”
by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025
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rectal clutch

When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out
“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues
by Cheese vault May 24, 2023
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auto-rectal

The state of having one's head up one's own ass
Wow, that book sure was auto-rectal
by LightWeaver June 23, 2024
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