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Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'
by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017
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Rectal Speedboat

A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat

I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018
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rectal mouthwash

(rectal mouthwash) is when someones passed out at a party pulls down there pants and (poops) in the past out persons mouth while its open, and they swish it around while snoring. Thats (rectal mouthwash)
My drunk friend passed out with his shoes on and broke the house rules so i Plopped a big turd In his mouth and he enjoyed his snoring (rectal mouthwash)
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
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rectal creature

Is someone who is socially awkward, Weirdo.
This phrase is originated in Hebrew - Yetzur Me hatahat
Yetzur - Creature
Me - From

hatahat - The ass

Can be used in a simpler way :
Creature from the ass

Rectal creature is using medical reference for more

sophisticated insult.

"Look at this weird looking dude! he's such a rectal creature!"
"Look at this weird looking dude! he's such a rectal creature!"
by Excel265 June 21, 2014
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rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.
"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."
by The worst English student January 20, 2022
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rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick
Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!
by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016
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rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.
Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.
by Cheese Master February 15, 2005
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