retarded

1. Something that is messed up
2. An insult
3. Something that's stupid

1. *looks at poster that's falling off wall* That poster's retarded
2. OMG your face is so retarded
3. Homework is so retarded

by Livvyxoxo April 27, 2014

retard

when someone is fucked up

Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard

by Germany Wilkinson March 8, 2009

Retard

1. A person with a mental disability. 2. A really stupid and ignorant person who has no life. 3. Barack Obama

"Obama's such a freaking retard with his retarded socialist ideas.

by computergangster January 2, 2010

retard

slang for someone who is constantly undesirable, stupid, weird, immature, a loser, etc.

Guy 1: "I think I am best friends with all of them, but my football playing 'Friends' think I am a dousche and a wannabe

I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back

I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards

I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, retarded, ignorant, etc. that most people think are weird

I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do

I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care

I creep girls out by making random psycho sex noises

An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me

I pretend I'm all that and a bag of chips (which I wouldeat)

Most people hate me

I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky)

I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me

I am a fag

I am short and fat

I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me!!

I am an all around loser"
Guy 2: "You're a retard"

by girl45678493759 January 7, 2010

Retard

Locally Developed or Mentally Challenged.

Look at that Tyler kid, .. what is he doing?
Bleh he's just a retard.
Nawh hes LD.

by ACWUZHERE May 10, 2010

retard

See Subhuman

RETARDS ARE SUBHUMAN BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO SOULS.

by not a subhuman October 13, 2009

Retard

To slow down; to delay

Also;(in slang)
An idiot; some guy who does stupid things

Puting the food in the refrigerater will retard the process of decay.

"You Retard! You cant even add 1+1!"

by K.U.E December 12, 2008