The Pumpkin Game

It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.

Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A

(there is no Scenario B)

So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!

by Tommy's Hill Figures May 27, 2014

Pumpkin Scoop

When a girl is bent over and vigorously finger banged from behind in a scooping manner.

Damn did you see that girl squirt when I was pumpkin scooping her?

I hear Lindsey loves getting pumpkin scooped. She's badass.

by hunter December 23, 2016

Pumpkin pieing

Oral sex with a natural redhead.

"Hey Cliff, when you went pumpkin pieing last night did the carpet match the drapes?"

by McCurdyCakes November 16, 2015

pumpkin blonde

A color of blonde that is specifically for blondes that want to continue to be blonde throughout the fall.

"Hey Allison what color are you dying your hair this fall?"
"Pumpkin blonde"

by LegallyBlond November 17, 2015

Pumpkin Mulatto

An individual who, racially, is significantly black, but also has ginger or redhead properties.

Josh: Blake Griffin is really letting us down this year.
Dan: Man, fuck that pumpkin mulatto motherfucker!

by bluejacket247 January 10, 2016

Pumpkin Hunter

someone who is very attracted to gingers

Sophia: is it just me or is carrot top kinda hot??
Lizzy: what's wrong with sophia?
Brianna: Sophia is just a total pumpkin hunter.

by Lil z aka the real savage April 13, 2016

Pumpkin chili

When you take a sloppy poop in someone’s jack-o-lantern.

That old lady gave me an apple and a tooth brush when I trick or treated at her house, so I served her a bowl of pumpkin chili.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 13, 2019