Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.

After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,

by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025

pulling a Jayda

Pulling a Jayda is when a friend passes you their vape, and instead of hitting it, you just hold onto and pretend to look cool.

Dude, give me back my nic, you’re pulling a Jayda right now!

by Stankbro2002 February 24, 2025

pulling a jj

started as a joke about an ex talking stage who had a foot fetish. anytime someone asks about feet, they are “pulling a jj”

friend: *sends photos of toes*
me: wtf i’m not about be caught pulling a jj

by gildedvalkyrie February 21, 2026

Pulling a Julian

Pulling a Julian is essentially when you say “be right back” while on the phone and proceed to spend the next hour or two doing random stuff and forgetting about the call.

“Dude, stop pulling a Julian and get back on the call.”

by Gilbertisnttuffanymore March 7, 2026

Pulling a Jxliano

Making an incredible, near-perfect run… only to crash or fail at the very end.

I had so many World Record attempts when I couldn't stop "Pulling a Jxliano"

by onailxJ August 2, 2025

Pulling a Jordan

Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.

I can’t believe Cristian is Pulling a Jordan on us!

by aaronvark September 3, 2025

Pulling a John

Drinking five tall rum and cokes and beating a member of your immediate family.

"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"

by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025