Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.

Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015

student body president

see stub 'n sheets. i think you know who you are.

"so i'm having sex with this one armed chick all stub 'n sheet style..."
-student body president

by TM pooh 'n ho November 21, 2003

the presidents of the united states of america

A quirk rock band formed in the early 90s. Perhaps the best band ever.

The Presidents of the united states of america are a great band.

by Badminton October 22, 2003

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

by YYEE and might I add HA HA HA June 2, 2016

a "good morning mr. president"

When your girl "sucks your penis" in the morning upon waking up.

I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!

by Rufnew June 30, 2017

Assistant Vice President of Sales

a fancy title for someone who has their own office but is really just a baby sitter and secretary. over worked and under paid. errand boy for the Vice President of Sales.

The Assistant Vice President of Sales is not at his desk right now because he is out grabbing lunch for the Vice President of Sales.

by `/.;' May 5, 2011

President Quid Pro Quo

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States deriving from Latin, meaning “something for something.”

Out of all of the disparaging nicknames we’ve heard for 45, “President Quid Pro Quo” may wind up being the one that sticks and ultimately says it all.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019